I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I...
Harry Potter or Twilight
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They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake...
People, enough dreaming about me, I need some rest.
Playing freeze tag with the friends...
the-world-is-over: You got the people that are never frozen: The people that are ALWAYS frozen The people that move even when they’re frozen And then theres me…..
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
forthelolzz: When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them: On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you! On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
Imagine if you found out that your parents had...
magic-of-hogwarts: At first you’d be like: Then: Then: Then: Then: Then: THEN; WAIT HOGWARTS IT WASN’T MY FAULT, TAKE ME IN NOW, I CAN CATCH UP: then when they accept you and you get ready for the coming year and buy everything in Diagon Alley:
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
troldemort: Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT, THE EYES = THEY SEE, THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS, DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM, SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME, ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT, SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE, ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE and MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
That awkward moment when you send a lot of people a message, and only one or two of them reply.
That awkward moment when you type “;)” instead of “:)” and what you tried to say got a whole different meaning.
That awkward moment when your best friend of the opposite sex tells you they like you (in the “more than friends” way).