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At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
while looking through facebook
me: what the fuck
me: who the fuck are you
me: what the fuck you moved across the country
me: ...the fuck
me: how the fuck do you know each other
me: why the fuck are you bf/gf
me: i don't fucking understand this
me: i fucking hate you all
me: wanna not fucking take this from tumblr?
me: lol wannabe
me: wtf are you doing in that pic
me: no one cares
That awkward moment when a teacher is yelling at... →
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Parents aren't home on a friday night
normal people: throw a huge party, invite everyone, get out all the alcohol and make it a night to remember
me: sing my favourite song at the top of my lungs, dance around like a slut, stay on the internet all night and eat all the food in my house.
When your teachers extends a due date
My sleep cycle.
7AM: 5 PM: 3AM:
When someone tells me they like me
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in spongebob
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
Those times when you were playing hide and seek...
When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
But when I make an ugly face; it’s like: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
I have a phobia of calling people on the phone.
I get so awkward, whenever I have to do something that involves calling someone my mom is like OMG JUST DO IT And I’m like AAAAAAHHHH NO ITS WEIRD For more funnies, click here!