(Source: lildoodles)
funniest-angel-in-the-garrison:
So I got this book in my Frosted Cheerios:
And I thought it was lame. Then had the brilliant idea to replace every “rock” in the story with “dick.” And this is how it came out.
(You can probably read it better if you copy-paste it to Word or click the reblog.)
Everybody Needs A
RockDick.Everybody needs a dick— at least that’s the way this particular dick hound feels about it in presenting her own highly individualistic rules for finding just the right dick for you.
- girl: like my status and i'll tell you one thing i like and dislike about you
- like: YOU'RE SO PRETTY
- dislike: WE NEVER HANG OUT
I remember this. (‘: childhood.
(Source: michelleariele)
These friends have real chemistry together.
(Source: idiotsonfb)
“I vow, no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other.”
